December 2009
64 posts
amir?
textsfromlastnight:
(845): felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
fivefifteen:
Of Montreal - “Suffer For Fashion”
...
“The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.”
– red suspenders.
quick fitz: how can we turn this into a drinking...
textsfromlastnight:
(727): im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
destroy this and blame the cat.
fools-rush-in:
my little cousin just got a life size edward cullen cutout during our family gift exchange. now i have rpattz rape eyes staring at me.
textsfromlastnight:
(303): At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends. (1-303): At about the same time you guys weren’t burritos.
Happy Holidays!
jakeandamir:
Tumblr users: Reblog this post by Dec. 26th and we will follow your blog by Jan. 1st!
Hysteria was originally thought to only occur in...
ohyeahfacts:
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bahahaha.
love something.
even if it’s just beef jerky.
textsfromlastnight:
(+44): mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes. (+44): “and then my dad would be all like ‘hey mike, where’s the remote?’”
“Meeting an insurance agent on the day your policy expires is a coincidence....”
– -Stranger than Fiction
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jury duty
redsuspenders:
was there for 7 and a half hours ended up not getting selected i don’t have to do it for another 3 years though
i did this and made seventy bucks.
the whole time i had to make small talk with my new boss about giant food stores.
i earned that seventy bucks.
98% of kids drink or smoke before 18. Join this... →
redsuspenders:
another lulz fbook group
never liked bagels.
new motto.
textsfromlastnight:
(602): I am full of burrito and curiosity
Watchjakeandamir:
Set Up
COVAL!
ohgollygeedamn:
Rutger’s episode of Man vs. Food is next Wednesday at 10.
Too bad we know he loses. haha
haha i already have it bookmarked in my calendar. watch it just to see if i have a cameo. i was wearing a pretty dress and illegally standing on a plant pot in the background.
the raindrops on my window pane sound like...
and they need to shut the fuck up.
geez.
“Matilda said, “Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with...”
“I’d rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans”
– james and the giant peach