February 2010
112 posts
January 2010
164 posts
We are all of us stars, and we deserve to twinkle.
– Marilyn Monroe (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
twinkle.
day six: whatever tickles your fancy.
Despite the changes from the original literary source material in order to ensure a G rating, the film does manage to address some rather mature themes such as lust,infanticide, profanity, religious hypocrisy, the concept of Hell, prejudice, and social injustice. It presents many themes concerning very serious and deep aspects ofChristianity that are thought to be very complex and difficult to...
i'm bringing back a classic. →
come on. get with the times new roman.
day five = favorite quote.
(201):
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
this is my new favorite. definitely.
(904): I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all...
this has been my dream ever since revenge of the nerds.
(909): is it just me, or are high schoolers...
i get older. they stay the same age.
reblog if you feel my trouble.
(417):
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
anthony anderson is played a assault lawyer on...
that’s a weird jump from kangaroo jack.
this was the topic of my breakfast today.
(661): Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
(1-661): What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
TFLN. the 610 edition. TFLN. the 610 edition.
(610): just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
(610): ol I’ll be okay, it’s only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
(610): Is it because I queefed?
(610): i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted...
when serpents bargain for the right to squirm
and the sun strikes to gain a...
– (via eecummings) (via quote-book)
It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or...
– The Catcher in the Rye (via hazelweatherfield) (via milktrees)
better than harry potter.
quote-book:
“The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.”
—
Lemony Snicket
Meow” means “woof” in cat.
– George Carlin (via quote-book)
One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple.
– Jack Kerouac (The Dharma Bums) (via quote-book)
Hell, I am young. I am free. My teeth are clean. The sun shines. To hell with...
– Stephen Fry (via suzywire) (via palehearts)
jakeandamir:
New Office
Have fun, and be safe with it
Just kidding, fuck shit up
– Be Your Own Pet (via palehearts)
love it.
There was a law of life so cruel and so just, that one must grow or else pay...
– Norman Mailer | Submitted by twenty-one-secrets (via quote-book)