December 2010
62 posts
silly bad guys. →
bobbitt →
BIEBER!! →
it’s not the whole story, of course, but it is enough. under the...
– the end (324)
i suppose i’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.
– count olaf (313)
an old expression … says that people should not see the creation of laws...
– the penultimate peril (265)
justice is out. injustice is in. that’s why it’s called injustice.
– esme squalor
i’m a ballplaying cowboy superhero pirate! and i’m not going to...
– the penultimate peril (222)
you’re noble enough, baudelaires. that’s all we can ask for in this...
– the penultimate peril
she put a bag on my head... still counts. →
fuckyeah1990s:
there needs to be a fuckyeahBRINK tumblr.
I am always sad, I think. Perhaps this signifies that I am not sad at all,...
– Jonathan Safran Foer, ‘Everything is Illuminated’ (via thoughtfox)
why we have grammar:
I’m sitting in the comp lab writing a paper about how Americans are relaxing their definition of literacy to allow for acceptance of SMS language, and how this leniency could potentially affect international discourse/ jeopardize America’s place in the hierarchy of social powers. My best friend sends me this as an example: Monica: check this out:
imma real chyll type of dude. luhv...
I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.
– Pablo Neruda (via)
tasteful vulgarity. yum.
(via staycalmjeeves)
When you realize how perfect everything is, you will tilt your head back and...
– Buddha (via oceanofmind)
(via staycalmjeeves)
vincentpeone:
I directed and shot this for YOU! Happy Holidays everyone!
collegehumor:
A Very Ke$ha Christmas: Her stocking’s stuffed and her tree is trimmed.
Sunshine was he
In the winter day;
And in the midsummer
Coolness and shade
– man the reformer
SCIENCE! →
whoa. →
http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1738269 →
The sea is nothing but a library of all the tears in history.
– Lemony Snicket, The End. (via spiracles)
i never got to this one! winter break goal!